Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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