I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There r osticjed everywhere
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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