I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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