You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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