That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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