you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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