So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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