Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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