what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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