It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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