i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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