hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
North Korea, Best Korea!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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