I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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