It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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