found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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