ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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