belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
