East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Terrible idea I love it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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