you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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