His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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