just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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