I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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