Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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