what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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