His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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