By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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