so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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