her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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