i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so explain again why im purple
no
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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