dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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