gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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