My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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