hell yes lets make some ravioli
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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