Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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