quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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