Duck Duck Cougar?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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