Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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