Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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