I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I only lived at night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
