that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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