Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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