mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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