I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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