She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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