I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Randomize
