and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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