When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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