He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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