ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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