she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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