i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
two words: eviction party
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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