Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I showed him my bush... on skype.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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