Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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