guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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