Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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