let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i've created a new STD.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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